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4/29/2019 0 Comments Uninterrupted Kid Conversations 1Big: "When I grow up, I want to be a snowplow boat driver so I can drive where it's cold and see the predators."
Little (has decided he wants to be a veterinarian when he grows up): "and then you'll bring them to my medical office." Big: "What? Why?" Little: "So I can make sure they are ok." Big: "But they'll eat me!" Little: "Just the baby animals." Big: "Ok. Just the baby animals." Little: "Like a saber toothed tiger." Big: "No! A saber toothed tiger mom will jump on me and bite me!" Tiny (from the top bunk bed): "It doesn't matter. Saber toothed tigers are extinct!" Little: "Oh yeah. Saber toothed tigers are extinct. Just like unicorns." Big: "Yep, they lived when the dinosaurs lived." Tiny: "UNICORNS AREN'T EXTINCT. THEY DON'T EXIST!" **30 SECONDS OF SILENCE** Little (matter of factly): "Well, when I'm a vet, I'll just invent unicorns." Tiny: "Ugghhhhhhhhhh….."
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